May 2013
368 posts
ohhowardyoucrackmeup:
dno if u ACTUALLY like me though
Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:
my-girl-binx:
bythehammerofthor94:
deadjohn:
bassoonerthebetter:
lord-kitschener:
gothiccharmschool:
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.
You know what’s attractive?
Not this:
EVERYONE REBLOG THIS
On average, men’s pants...
someonecalledmefamous:
mu5icliz:
germansam:
tokyosluts:
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
a-local-drug-dealer:
elhombre:
overtheunderpass:
“are you on your period”
why yes, i am bleeding today
would you like to join me
Damn.
Calm down dude
